This is one very weird idea, black loo paper, it is rather hard to think of why you want this. Ok if you house is decked out to look like a nightclub, then maybe you want to sit on the loo with your cocktail cigarettes (you know the ones that come with gold foil and a range of pretty colours..). Anyway I don't want to consider how the bowl looks with the black paper, probably enough said on this topic
thanks to gizmodo

The Pokia Mobile handset has got to be the silliest, but most original of the many ways you can extend your mobile. I cant really see this helping you when are driving or typing or wanting to do anything handsfree, but if it is a retro or just plain weird look you are going for, then this could be for you.
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